Jan's
beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

sherrydarlingisalover:

notthehellyourwhales:

alaricsaltzbuns:

tomhiddlesbitch:

cancerously:

superblys:

anti-shipper:

the-greatest-companion:

castaneacreations:

thegoodlannister:

schwarzweis:

thegoodlannister:

My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.

This is what I did with it.

since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING

legitimately crying

My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…

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it got better

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IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER

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THISSSSSSSSS

buggy-heichou:

fabulips:

givemeprizes:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

NO

I DID NOT KNOW THIS

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i-am-nicki-j:

nappyhairfreak:

blackfoxx:

deliciouskaek:

nerdpoet:

barack-rocks:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKA!!!

What is this from?

someone said 4.3.2.1. i’ve never seen it so i can’t call it

YESSSSS!!!!! I loved everything about this.

I’ve never seen this but for some odd reason I feel obligated to watch it lol!!

yasss

hiddenstashart:

ancient Mew pendant

- holographic Pokemon card, Ice Resin

[click here for the Etsy listing]

the-walking-superwholock:

fucking deadpool man

the-walking-superwholock:

fucking deadpool man

officialfrenchtoast:

when ur waiting for the bathroom to be free to take a shit & u hear the door unlock

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deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

supersmashnash:

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

chillichi
WonderCon 2014 (kinda)

briannacherrygarcia:

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If you haven’t noticed, Scotch is really bad at trip reports.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

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thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

tacobellsprout:

when your pokemon has 4 good moves and is trying to learn another one

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jumpingjacktrash:

hey guys, i know you get a lot of petitions going across your dash all the time. but this one is really important to me personally. even if you don’t sign, could you signal-boost it for me?